Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My pussy is not your playground.
do herpes really smell.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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