She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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