Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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