I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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