the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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