JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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