so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
