real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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