I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize