naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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