i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Also, beer. Big fan.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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