Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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