I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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