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Need sex. Gaining weight.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Sorry about my life...
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