Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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