He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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