just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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