Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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