I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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