Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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