Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
A bitchslap is in order.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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