I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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