His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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