I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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