Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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