My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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