Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize