Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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