Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's blow job season.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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