# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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