So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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