do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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