i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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