you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
