Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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