My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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