Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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