Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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