You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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