I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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