You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Can you bring me the toilet please
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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