Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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