if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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