Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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