Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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