If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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