can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
