No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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