Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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