why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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