I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
