they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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