We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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