I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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